Published: December 16, I know the last time we met in person was super awkward. The year was You asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I attempted to yank off what I thought was your fake beard. My Mom is right, we should stick to letters. The My Little Pony castle you gave me was a huge hit I still have no idea how you managed to fit that thing down the chimney. Also, that George Foreman you brought me in my university years kept me going without succumbing to rickets or scurvy. This year will be no different.

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Sexual fantasies about St. Nick are taboo, but not necessarily surprising.
Turns out a lot of adults are hoping for a much different kind of visit from Santa. As Pornhub reports , there's a reliable peak in Santa-themed porn searches during the holiday season. So why are so many people hot for Santa? As a social psychologist who studies sex for a living, I have a few thoughts. This is why some people get off on clown porn, while others fantasize about becoming human cows—but those are stories for other articles. Why specifically are so many people drawn to Santa? For some people, we may also be seeing a type of uniform fetishism, in which they become sexually aroused by the idea of wearing or seeing someone else dressed in a specific uniform. For instance, when I surveyed more than 4, Americans about their sex fantasies for my book Tell Me What You Want , I found that 48 percent of them reported having fantasized about someone in uniform before. Most commonly, the costumes people fantasized about involved the military, police, and firefighters. What people find arousing about a given uniform can vary, but it often has to do with the status or role that a uniform conveys—and what we see in many of the most popular uniforms are themes relating to power or dominance.
And of course, when it happens, no one the leaver or the faithful spouse could have predicted it. I could never do it. Religious affiliation is not the only criteria when selecting a spouse. So if you are dating a Mormon guy, always wear knee-length, avoid tiny shorts, mini skirts, short or revealing dresses, plunging necklines, or sleeveless tops. I simply do NOT believe he and I will not be together after we die. My mother now uses her time in saving stray dogs and helping the poor while my father is away which is everyday. Or is this pretty standard behavior for a busy person in his position Just a heads up from someone in the medical field, the experience of residency will own them until the end of it.
While doctors start off with 6 figures right off the bat, they also have 6 figures of debt under their belt. As a general authority I knew, now deceased, told me in the mid-eightiesвIf you find a good man who is not LDS, marry him. The system has broken him down and rebuilt him as someone, I fear, I won't be able to respect or feel connected to.